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Phunkie Badger Full Grain Leather Thong – The Ultimate Flip Flop for the Funky Foot:
Say hello to your new best friend for your feet – the Phunkie Badger Full Grain Leather Thong. This isn't just any flip flop; it's the king of the sandal world, the jandal of your dreams, the plugger that plugs into your soul.
Made from full grain leather that's tougher than a badger's hide, this thong (and yes, we're talking about footwear here) is built to last longer than your last relationship.
The leather insole? That's like having a little piece of luxury underfoot every day. No more smelly feet; these bad boys keep it fresh, so you can wear them from dawn till dusk without offending anyone but maybe your taste in socks.
Unleash Your Sole, Step Out Smart, Step Out Wild: Whether you're hitting the beach to show off your sandcastle-building skills or just popping to the shop for milk, the Phunkie Badger Full Grain Leather Thong is your ticket to comfort and style.
They're so comfortable, you might forget you're wearing shoes at all – which is great because then you can pretend you're walking on clouds or maybe just really soft grass. Wear them anywhere, anytime, and let the world know you're not just walking; you're strutting with the confidence of someone who's got the best thongs this side of the galaxy.
Get funky with it, because life's too short for boring footwear.
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Shipping & Returns
Phunkie Badger Shipping & Returns - Get Your Groove On!
- Free Domestic Ground Shipping (Metro areas): Score free ground shipping on your order when you hit the sweet spot of $200 or more ! (Sorry, folks in regional areas, no Aussie shippers offers deals for regional deliveries.)
- Returns: Got buyer's remorse? No worries, mate! Check out our returns policy and send it back with a funky beat.
- If your want to return the shoe based on manufacturing defects, we will cover the costs of the return and getting a new pair to you
- However, if your return is based on a sizing error, the cost of the return will unfortumately be for your account. We will ship out the new pair to you free of charge though (for metro areas)
- International Shipping: Shipping worldwide? We've got you covered. Your Phunkie gear is ready to rock any corner of the globe.
- Expedited Shipping: Need it fast? Hit the checkout and choose your speed. We've got options that'll make your package arrive faster than a Phunkie Badger on a mission!
Pricing information
Phunkie Badger's Pricing Philosophy - No Nonsense, Just Value!
Honest Prices, Guaranteed: At Phunkie Badger, we keep it real. Our prices are straightforward, 365 days a year. No smoke and mirrors, just straight-up value.
No Discount Shenanigans: Forget countdown timers and false stock sales. We don't play those games. Our prices are the best you'll find, all the time.
Always at the Best Price: You won't catch us marking down or putting things on sale unless its your birthday or we run a special for a cause eg. taking care of Veterans or people in need. We offer the best price from day one, every day.
Here's the Breakdown:
- Phunkie Price: 1x - That's us, keeping it lean and mean.
- Typical DTC (direct to consumer) Price: 4x - You know those brands that make you jump through hoops? Yeah, not us.
- Traditional Retail Markup: 3x - Overpriced and overhyped.
- Cost: 2x - Even our cost is lower because we're smart about how we do business.
Why We Do It This Way:
- Responsive Production: We craft our Vellies in small, loving batches nearly every week. This means less waste, quicker turnover, and no bloated inventory costs. You get the savings.
- Lean Business Model: We started with pocket change and learned to make every penny count. Our team is tight-knit, hardworking, and believes in the mission. We're about equity, not extravagance.
- Long-Term Thinking: Forget what the "experts" say about markups. We're playing the long game. Lower prices now mean more loyal friends, family, and customers for life. Because in the end, quality and value are timeless.
At Phunkie Badger, we're not just selling products; we're building relationships based on trust, value, and a whole lot of funk. Join us, and let's groove through life with prices that make sense!
Sizing Chart (Important !) - You often have to size down to Phunkie Sizes
Please measure your feet, and ensure you select the correct size
To avoid the hassle and cost of returning the wrong size, double-check your measurements and consider your foot's unique shape.
Phunkie Badger Vellies Sizing Guide
Welcome to the sizing guide for Phunkie Badger Vellies! These shoes are designed for comfort, durability, and a unique fit that molds to your feet over time. Here's how to ensure you get the perfect size:
Sizing your Vellies, and Foot measurement
Key Points to Remember:
- Feet exist in three dimensions, so using a two-dimensional measuring device like a ruler will only give you an approximation of the ideal Vellie size for you. Also, note that shoe brands might fit differently due to the various shoe molds they use.
- When you measure, wear socks you'd wear with your Vellies. Use the instructions (see charts below) to determine your shoe size. If you've got a notably high arch, increase your measurement by half a centimeter. For those with broader feet, another half centimeter should be added.
To ensure you get the right size and avoid the inconvenience and cost of returns, take your time to measure accurately and think about how your foot's shape might require adjustments to the standard size.
- Leather Stretch: The leather used in Vellies will stretch. Initially, the shoe might feel a bit snug, particularly over the bridge of your foot. This is normal; the leather will soften and stretch with wear, adapting to the shape of your foot within a day or so.
- Wide Fit: Phunkie Badger Vellies are crafted with a wide fit to accommodate the natural expansion of the leather and to provide comfort over extended periods. This design choice ensures the shoe remains comfortable even as it stretches.
Sizing Recommendations:
- Whole Sizes: If you typically wear whole sizes (e.g., 8, 9, 10), go with your usual size in Vellies or size down. The shoe will stretch to fit your foot perfectly.
- Half Sizes: If you're between sizes (e.g., 9.5), it's advisable to go down to the next whole size (in this case, size 9). This accounts for the stretching that will occur, ensuring the shoe doesn't become too loose over time.
Fitting Tips:
- Walk around a bit to feel how the shoe fits initially. Remember, it should feel slightly snug but not painfully tight.
- Consider Foot Shape: If you have particularly wide feet or high arches, you might find the standard wide fit very comfortable. However, if you have narrow feet, you might prefer to try them on to see if the stretch will be too much.
- Break-In Period: Expect a short break-in period. The first few hours might feel a bit tight, but this is when the shoe is molding to your foot.
Additional Advice:
- Sock Thickness: Vellies are essentially "bare feet" shoes, however works perfectly with socks. Consider the thickness of socks you plan to wear with your Vellies. Thicker socks might require you to size up, but generally, the wide fit accommodates most sock thicknesses.
By following this guide, you should be able to select the perfect size in Phunkie Badger Vellies, ensuring both comfort and style that lasts.
Enjoy your new shoes and the unique experience they offer as they adapt to your feet!
Personalise your Vellies
Hey, Vellie lovers!
Make those Phunkie Vellies pop with a dash of personality!
Snag somelaces to personalise your Vellies - red for fire, black for sleek, yellow for zest, or brown for earthy cool.
Lace 'em up, stand out, and let your Vellies tell your story. Get funky with it!
Phunkie Badger Customer Feedback
Phunkie Badger Stockman: Robust, super comfy, durable. A top choice for all-day wear. I vouch for ithe style & comfort.
Dave (Sydney)
Verified Buyer
Phunkie Badger Shoey? More like Phunkie Party Starter! We Vellied up for our Shoey bash, and these bad boys kept the party going all day. Comfort? Check. Style? Off the charts. Wear 'em, love 'em, live in 'em. Bloody awesome, mate!
Nick (Brisbane)
Verified Buyer
Fell head over heels the moment I slipped into my Sheilas.
Fit? Like they were made for me. Comfort? Next level. Sheila, you're not just shoes, you're a lifestyle. Utterly smitten.
Bree (Perth)
Verified Buyer
They live up to the name—bloody genuine. They fit like a
glove, comfort's through the roof. From work to play, these shoes are my all-day, every-day. The real deal, fair dinkum!
Wayne (Brisbane)
Verified Buyer