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Phunkie Badger's Pricing Philosophy

Phunkie Badger's Pricing Philosophy - No Nonsense, Just Value!

Honest Prices, Guaranteed: At Phunkie Badger, we keep it real. Our prices are straightforward, 365 days a year. No smoke and mirrors, just straight-up value.

No Discount Shenanigans: Forget countdown timers and false stock sales. We don't play those games. Our prices are the best you'll find, all the time.

Always at the Best Price: You won't catch us marking down or putting things on sale unless its your birthday or we run a special for a cause eg. taking care of Veterans or people in need. We offer the best price from day one, every day.

Here's the Breakdown:

  • Phunkie Price: 1x - That's us, keeping it lean and mean.
  • Typical DTC (direct to consumer) Price: 4x - You know those brands that make you jump through hoops? Yeah, not us.
  • Traditional Retail Markup: 3x - Overpriced and overhyped.
  • Cost: 2x - Even our cost is lower because we're smart about how we do business.

Why We Do It This Way:

  • Responsive Production: We craft our Vellies in small, loving batches nearly every week. This means less waste, quicker turnover, and no bloated inventory costs. You get the savings.
  • Lean Business Model: We started with pocket change and learned to make every penny count. Our team is tight-knit, hardworking, and believes in the mission. We're about equity, not extravagance.
  • Long-Term Thinking: Forget what the "experts" say about markups. We're playing the long game. Lower prices now mean more loyal friends, family, and customers for life. Because in the end, quality and value are timeless.

    At Phunkie Badger, we're not just selling products; we're building relationships based on trust, value, and a whole lot of funk. Join us, and let's groove through life with prices that make sense!